Stunning beauty of this spot, Mascot Beach Resort, Burnaserry

I'll need some distance from India to be able to do it justice. Wrote that a few days ago.

I have, what you would call, a huge room with a view. Looking straight out to sea. Lighthouse to left. Coconut palms a few feet in front of my dinky ground floor balcony. Ayurvedic rooms, beautiful gardens, and swimming pool to my left. Sea crashes onto the huge rocks below. Just don't look at the plastic and crap that the locals chuck over the edge.

If only I could upload my photos onto this piece of iPad iSad iShitting gadget.

Blame it on the tools. That's wot I say ...

Or, as Miss Greenhough once said, when I was having trouble with my mac in Tanzania - snatching the machine out of my hands:

Computers and old people!

Quite.

She's all right, is Miss Greenhough - when she behaves ...

xxx